apolloendymion:

hexglyphs:

realaxolotl:

hexglyphs:

oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,

peter parker said this in civilian clothing

yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

whetstonefires:

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, ‘this is what Batman villain The Penguin’s dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.’

catchymemes:

airlocksandaviaries:

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

mandyseley:

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

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I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

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assiraphales:

a five year old had my phone & this is what he searched

roycest:

in tears over this

ladykeyleth:

↳ requested by jalenmara